Current's Wager

A Rabbi, a priest and a monk enter a bar, and the bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke ?".

Current's Wager

Postby Brad Reddekopp » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:35

"If you wear garlic around your neck and vampires don't exist, you have nothing to lose. But, if vampires do exist and you don't have garlic around your neck, you have everything to lose. Well, about twelve pints of blood anyway. So, wearing garlic around your neck for your whole entire life is clearly the safest bet."
- Edward Current

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People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Re: Current's Wager

Postby tism » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:44

"Let us remember that no man can borrow money, as a good business transaction, under any system, unless he has the required security to make the lender whole in case he should lose the money. What a stupendous wrong is this—that a man having credit cannot use it, but must exchange it and pay a monopoly price, which is really for the privilege of using his own credit!"
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